just-shower-thoughts

In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

crowley-for-king

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copperbadge

“They live so long…but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives.” 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them”

porygons

My heart wtf

aenramsden

Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit.

fireandshellamari

POV Fantasy slice of life book when?

katzedecimal

“Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn’t touch her and yet I love her still.”

crazypenguin159

“For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end.”

jovano-jovanke

SHOOK

thatpettyblackgirl

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Seems pretty damn accurate to me.

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Google 1 

Trump 0

midnight-revelation

In other words, so many people have come to the general consensus that Donald Trump is an idiot that it actively affects Google’s algorithm which takes into account trillions of websites and web searches to try to match keywords with relevant images. This is a real world example of “If you look up x in the dictionary, you’ll find a picture of y” and the fact that the Republicans blame Google for “search results bias” instead of admitting that most people think that the current president is an idiot. That’s hilarious.